I have a nanny/housecleaner
Nothing dodgy about it, it's just great that I haven't had to do the washing up for weeks.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:05, 11 replies)

Mummy's boy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:10, closed)

You could at least boast about shagging him/her.
Bonus points if it's your mum.

You lazy fuck.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:28, closed)

It basically is just out of laziness
You're right there. But anyone else would do the same in my position.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:33, closed)

Bent over an ironing board with a rolling pin up your bottom?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:51, closed)

OOOH MATRON
/Kenneth Williams
(McChinaman banned, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:14, closed)

Your housekeeper looks like Hattie Jacques?
I've now got the serious wronghorn.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:16, closed)

More like Zhang Ziyi
(honest)
(McChinaman banned, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:21, closed)

How disappointing.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:27, closed)

POIDH

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:48, closed)

Nothing wrong with employing domestic staff.
If I could afford it, I would. It's not slavery if they're paid a fair wage, it keeps keeps several people (cook, housekeeper, maid, butler, chauffeur, gardener, gamekeeper, hunt master) off the unemployment lists, and I don't like domestic chores. I'd happily pay someone else to do it.

Sadly I am not in that fortunate position so I have to man up and do it myself.

One day, though...
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:45, closed)

We need more Lemon Pledge.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:30, closed)