Vagabond
You Ok there man?

Talk to me blood.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:44, 2 replies)

^^^^^^
This.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

No, I'm not really.
I've just returned from my friend's stag weekend.

I'm not sure I'm ever going to be quite the same again.

Needless to say, I'm feeling pretty resentful of having to be at work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:50, closed)

Couldn't you just do the old
explosive diarrhoea day off work blag?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:01, closed)

Nah, not really. See - it was my team-mate's stag do.
He's booked today off, and my boss knew I was going to it.

So I'm just sitting really low in my seat and being quiet - quite literally "keeping my head down".

I'll be fine by about Friday evening.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:09, closed)