Everyone's got their price.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:07, 15 replies)

Except Peter Andre

( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:09, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
But everyone else has. Or will have done within the next couple of years.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:10, closed)

Everyone's free to wear sunscreen...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:45, closed)

Your mum will do absolutely ANYTHING for a gobstopper
All the sailors down the docks will give her a go if they've spent up from payday
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)

Except you.
That must be annoying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:52, closed)

Not really, she flashed me 'the goods' once to show me what I was missing out on, it looked like a dog had been sick all over her kebab

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:01, closed)

You mean
You were frightened she would make you cry like a little girl, and so ran away.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:02, closed)

That too
There was maggots in there as well :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:08, closed)

Nom nom nom

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:23, closed)

Valuable protein.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:28, closed)

Jesusfuck

I don’t normally find such allusions ooky, but there’s definitely something not right about a son chowing down on his mothers rancid maggot infested badger. Even a made up one.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:26, closed)

BORING.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:35, closed)

But only if the price is right
and if you play your cards right.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:08, closed)

Yours is 11p.
AICMFP
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:12, closed)

Tits first - I'm not a slag.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:23, closed)