Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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There's a saying that God looks after babes and drunkards.My sisters and I built a den out of hay bales. This was back in the day when they were rectangular.
This den was ace - it took a good 20 or so bales, and had a roof and everything.
In it we sat on that beautiful summer's afternoon, sheltering from the heat in the shade that it provided, and it was there that my older sister taught us how to smoke.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:58,
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You know your Dadgave her £5 to do that, right?
She never got the other half though.
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