Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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You might have been the one we chloroformed.
Did you ever wake up behind the village hall with a cows hoofmark on your left shoulder?
If so I have bad news, and can explain why you walk funny.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, 1 reply)
Just occured to methat this was just a mammary as well, but no fannies.
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