Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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What kind of help do you need?Someone to help you get dressed in the mornings? Someone to remove the foreign objects from your anus? Someone to give you a damn good slap around the face every once in a while? Or just someone to help you keep tally of how many sailors' cocks you've sucked today?
We're waiting for your call.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:38,
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Steel yourself lad, I don't think he got the irony.He may be a bit rusty, or so I'm lead to believe. Still, there's a silver of hope.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:40,
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No need to get soheavy.
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