Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Overflowing effluentVisiting a farm with my dad - for some reason, can't remember now - I waited in the car while he did whatever it was he was doing. It was a hot spring / summer day, but had been raining heavily for day before - and some vile pit of decaying matter had burst its banks, and was slowly trickling over the farm yard.
Sitting in the baking car, windows firmly wound up to avoid the thick air, I was treated to a rising miasma of noxious methane and heat exhaustion.
Could have been worse - if the car had been as air-tight as I hoped, I'd have suffocated.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:33,
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