
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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It'll be hilarious - after you've finished sucking the driver's cock for taxi fare, your mum could wheel you in and you could sing a little song about Jessie's friends riding a grieftrain to the tune of the Locomotion while doing a little "choo choo" dance with your fliddy arms. I guarantee that everyone would think you're the funniest thing ever. They'd probably be queuing up to buy you a pint after that.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
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