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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Oh yes I see:
When you say it out loud, "self-farming" sounds like "self harming", because the two fs run together, and since the pronunciation of the h of harm is minimal, the glottal stop is negligable, so the sound is very similar.

Yes.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, 1 reply)
That is, in essence, the joke.
I am certain to win QOTW this week. I've put a 'monkey' on it in 'Ladbrokes'.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:49, closed)
By using single quotation marks for "monkey" I can also see that you're employing cockney patois
and actually mean you've bet one hundred pounds at Ladbrokes on your winning this week's QOTW. I don't believe that this is true, as I don't believe that they would take such a bet, but if they did, and you had placed the bet, I feel relatively sure that you wouldn't win it.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, closed)
PIFFLE.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, closed)

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