Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Did you hear the one about the poultry farmer from Ankara?His business took a turn for the worse, and with no money to feed them, his wife and two daughters all died of illness or starvation. Depressed and weak, he decided to leave his home and travel to Dubai, where he hoped to find a job doing menial labour, never to see his beloved chicken or Turkey again. (chicken or turkey!).
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 27 May 2012, 16:41,
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