My brother and his girlfriend were out on a horse ride once, and went past a farm.
What they didn't realise was that the farm was part of a wildlife park. Apparently the conversation went a bit like this:

"Loads of cows there - must be a farm"
"Yeah, reckon so."
"Oh wow look, deer!"
"Blimey, yeah. Cool!"
"More over there look" *points*
"Yeah. And some giraffes" *rubs eyes in astonishment* "Giraffes?!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:42, 4 replies)

I rather like this.
Was it Longleat?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:57, closed)

Don't think so... not 100% sure though
Y'alreet, Vag? Thought we'd see you Saturday night, what happened?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, closed)

Aye I'm grand. You didn't see me on Saturday because our flat is currently full of rough working-class types damaging it in the name of renovation.
Saturday was no exception, and by the time they'd finished Mrs Vagabond and I simply wanted to chill, so stayed at home.

Did you have fun?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, closed)

We did indeed.
'twas a top night and no mistake :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:21, closed)