Despite your efforts with the ladies
"slept with me" can actually involve something other than sex (be it inter-species or not.)
Desperate much?

In case you weren't clear - my dog slept on the same bed as me. During the night, he mostly slept. On my bed. Where I was also sleeping.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:36, 1 reply)

woah, tiger.
Clafiication: not needed.
You chilling out a teeny wee bit and acquiring a sense of humour: different matter.

Internet. Seriz bizness, remember.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, closed)

As AB would say -
"Ah, the Legless defense."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:36, closed)

I don't need any defence, old chap.
I offered a joke reason for your broken crockery. You're the one getting upset, online.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, closed)

I'm sorry.
Did you think I was upset?
nvm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:57, closed)

well, as long as you're not upset
everyone is happy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:00, closed)

Good.
Glad we cleared that up then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:42, closed)