Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Did you force mashed grain down their gullets for the final few weeks?They fucking love that. They love it so much that they turn their own livers into a big buttery present for you. That's true love.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:22,
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nah they were big enough anywayand my evil ex-wife threw the livers away when I wasn't looking. grrr
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When you say "ex" I hope you mean that you killed her rather than divorced her.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:08,
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