Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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That would be Goomalling, I believe. I grew up nearly next door in York, and worked on farms around the district. Way to skive off was to ask the local farmer(s) about accidents; that took care of the day. My only big accident was getting leg caught when throwing hay bales off the back of a trailer - leg slipped down between the stacked bales just as I threw the bale - leg rotated from knee up - foot bit didn't. Bugger! Old joke from York days: Authorities have identified a new form of rural child abuse: Leave the farm to the kids.
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Alex managed to roll the landy while he was there - car was fucked he took off a little bit of bark but was whinging cause he didn't get any time off.
Stress leave, pffft!
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