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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

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When would you have
to touch an electric fence?
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:05, 1 reply)
If in a field you need to cross, to check whether or not it's on.
It's hardly a big shock - just enough to unnerve cattle, which, to be fair, can be done by waving one's arms and shouting "Wooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:21, closed)
got zapped in the testicle once
not an experience I'm keen to repeat, but yeah really not the end of the world either. Got me over the fence that bit quicker.
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