rocking chair
My old man's mate had a small hobby farm/ bach and one day while strolling around a neighbouring farm he spotted a massive stone shaped like a sun lounger. He convinced himself this rock to be his new favourite bit of outdoor furniture and after a bit of haggling the farmer made the best deal of his live. The day came when the twat showed up with a dredger and started excavating bit by bit of his organic couch – only to find out that just 10% was shown on the surface. At some stage, already beyond the point of no return he dug himself deeper and deeper – this time to find out that about 90% of the village population were circling the site and wagering when he's about to explode...
Years later my dad is still trying to convince the farmer to claim rent for the bit of land his mate is blocking with his stone.
(fatbob pfffft…, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:08, 3 replies)

Nope. Read it
3 times and haven't got a clue.
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:24, closed)

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( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:31, closed)

Dull
Farmer sells couch shaped rock to moron who discovers that rock is to big to be removed. It's all in the telling I guess.
(Booce, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:03, closed)