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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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A popped ball
Back when I were young, my nan lived on a farm. I used to amuse myself daily there and not even get killed by machinery. Once, I was playing football (kicking it as far and high as possible) when the ball got stuck in a tree.

After much attempted climbing I told nan and feared the ball was lost forever. The milking man (bit of a simpleton) overheard my tale of sadness and said 'I can get it back for you'

I waited with bated breath, longing to smash a few more (imaginary) halfway line goals.

A few minutes and a few shotgun cartridges later I was presented with the shredded remains of my lovely ball!

The dozy git had shot my ball down from the tree!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 18:15, 4 replies)
I thought this was going to be a tale about a burst testicle.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 18:23, closed)
I too was leaning towards the
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:53, closed)
Exact same story only with a kitten.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:07, closed)
How did it aim the gun?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, closed)

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