Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I've worked as a farm hand on a banana farmit was shit. Apparently bananas grow best on almost vertical inclines in hot, wet environments, so my day was spent being driven out to these remote hills, clambering up the Everest-esque slopes while avoiding the Brown Snakes and the spiders, to then lug the sap covered bunches back down to the waiting ute. Repeat for as long as there is sunlight.
Fucking devil-rods, cant stand the bloody things now.
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