Dressing UpRotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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unexpected horseyes, it's a pea, but it's all i've got for now.
after a christmas party one year, my parents went upstairs to, presumably, go to bed.
ten minutes later, i could hear thumps and muffled giggling coming from the upstairs landing. unsure what i was about to see, i went upstairs to investigate. there, on the landing, were my parents, draped in a bedsheet and bumping into walls.
"what the fuck are you two doing?" i asked. after a bit more giggling, mum's voice floated out from under the sheet. "we're being a horse!" she said.
i left them to it and went back downstairs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:16,
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Loved it then, love it this time.You dropped your parents' p, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:22,
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bugger, so i did.the p is going funny on this keyboard.
*fixes*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:25,
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the saddest thing about this story is that you are an orphan. :(xxx
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:26,
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are you my mummy?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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Quality pea-roastingAlways time for this to have another canter.
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