I only have one fairly interesting story about me. 'Twas for muckup day graduating from high school, and myself being ridiculously small had to find a costume that would fit and not be a typical horrible girly fairy costume for wee little kids. I did find one which looked great, it was a police woman costume and it fit me!
The guy at the counter had to explain that this was a fetish costume so I couldn't wear it. Which leads me to wonder why they would make that sort of thing in my size.

No, my main story for today is about my brother, quite recently. He was invited to a costume party, where the theme was 'heroes and legends'. He had planned to go with his workmates (all security at the casino) as a group of Spartans, and had all their costumes ready. Except that he forgot to actually pick up the costume, and now the store was closed.
Frantically, him and dad pored over the internet for ideas for quick, easy homemade costumes. Until dad hit on an idea.
"Why don't you go as Padman?"

(as seen here in this advert...not sure if it airs over in Blighty)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM

And so it was that my brother dressed himself up in mum's sanitary pads. He was pretty chill with the whole thing and apparently had a lot of guys compliment his creative outfit.
(Avnas dosh!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 5:59, 1 reply)

That's the chick from Winners & Losers.
It's shit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:44, closed)