Driven to Madness
Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Au-pair Oh Noes
I live in a huge luxurious house. Well, one floor of it, the ground floor in fact. I got my own room with patio doors, my own kitchen and bathroom, for which I pay rent. The family who own it - friends of mine - live on the first and second floors with their baby son and Bulgarian au-pair.
She's bonkers. She has this thing that washing has to be done on a saturday - every saturday she'll bang on my door and tell me it's washing-time. Usually long before I'd otherwise choose to be awake. If left to her own devices (rather than shouted at) she'll then put the washing machine on. I have been known to march upstairs with a screwdriver at 6am and remove the plug from the W/M to stop her turning it on.
Then there's the phone calls. She's not stupid - she knows how to use a computer, knows not to lick the window when its cold, is very, very good at caring for my friends son.. but my God. When will it sink in that the distance a phone call its made over doesnt affect the required volume. You can hear her three doors down sometimes, from outside....
And yet she's a lovely, honest, hardworking, caring au-pair who makes my friends lives very easy. Aaaargh.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:34, 2 replies)
I live in a huge luxurious house. Well, one floor of it, the ground floor in fact. I got my own room with patio doors, my own kitchen and bathroom, for which I pay rent. The family who own it - friends of mine - live on the first and second floors with their baby son and Bulgarian au-pair.
She's bonkers. She has this thing that washing has to be done on a saturday - every saturday she'll bang on my door and tell me it's washing-time. Usually long before I'd otherwise choose to be awake. If left to her own devices (rather than shouted at) she'll then put the washing machine on. I have been known to march upstairs with a screwdriver at 6am and remove the plug from the W/M to stop her turning it on.
Then there's the phone calls. She's not stupid - she knows how to use a computer, knows not to lick the window when its cold, is very, very good at caring for my friends son.. but my God. When will it sink in that the distance a phone call its made over doesnt affect the required volume. You can hear her three doors down sometimes, from outside....
And yet she's a lovely, honest, hardworking, caring au-pair who makes my friends lives very easy. Aaaargh.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:34, 2 replies)
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