I recently flew back from Frankfurt
One bellend was getting out of his seat and grabbing his overhead locker luggage while the plane was still moving. The very large and VERY German steward bellowed down the aisle 'SIT DOWN AND STAY IN YOUR SEAT'.
The guy sat back down and once the plane had come to a stop he stood by the bellend ensuring he stayed seated while everyone got off, lecturing him on the safety rules.
These rushing idiots should all be barred from flying for a month each time they do it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:14, 1 reply)

Um, no.
He no doubt told him to sit dowm, but the rest? No. that didn't happen.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:09, closed)

I was on an American Airlines flight
once when the air stewardess (attendant/service crew or whatever term is de rigeur) used the intercom to berate one gentleman who did exactly this with similar results. I think they are more confident in doing this because they have federal powers (or some such authority whilst on the plane I believe).
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:56, closed)

I can imagine that happening too
but physically keeping someone in their seat like a naughty schoolboy, till the last passenger had left?

Ha ha. Good one.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:10, closed)

If I had the power,
I most definitely would. It might teach them a lesson but at the very least it would be quite cathartic.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:01, closed)