One of the things here that amuses me
is that in this Muslim country (and apparently others) there's a thing like a kitchen sprayer next to every toilet. Apparently you're supposed to just hose yourself off with that and call it good, or scrub with your left hand and then wash after. (Apparently this is dictated in the Koran somewhere, or so I've been told. This is also why you get strange looks if you eat with your left hand here.)

Me, I find it best to wipe, hose off, then wipe again. I've found that I kinda like that as it alleviates the problem of skid marks.

Perhaps the women with talons just kinda splash around and scrub with the left hand? The mind boggles...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 19:24, 1 reply)

Fuck I miss squirty bum hoses.
It's nearly a year since I've had one, and I still find bog roll uncomfortable, dirty and just plain wrong. If people have shit on their hands, they don't smear it around with a bit of paper and call it quits, so why do the same with your arse?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 19:51, closed)

Use baby wipes then. Best of both worlds.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 20:01, closed)

I like it.
I shall definitely give that a go.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 20:18, closed)

It will rock your world.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 0:30, closed)

Until it blocks your bog up
Well known for clogging drains. They don't break up like proper arse paper does.
(fivetide, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:22, closed)