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to help you write your fucking thesis. Do your own research for fucks sake; about two emails I have to reply to every day
( Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 23:43, 5 replies)

wright?
Shan't be signing up for your spell check/editing services either.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 1:54, closed)

Oops!

( Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 7:00, closed)

Technically:
Wouldn't either word work as a verb?

We have shipwrights who craft ships, wheelwrights who craft wheels (both using wood, as in the original definition); and considering playwrights as a later addition, you could at a stretch define a student as an "occupational worker" who crafts theses.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 9:04, closed)

The verb is "to work".
The "wright" is the person doing the working.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 11:19, closed)

I admit, I seem to be wrong
I've always been poor at remembering the definitions of Nouns, Verbs, Adverbs, Adjectives and so on. I had to do a bit of googling to try and get my head around this.

As I understood it, "playwright" the occupation is a Noun, whereas Verbs are 'doing' words. But of course, not all words can be used in all manners.

I was thinking about examples such as:
- asking a miller to mill you some flour
- asking a blacksmith to smith you some ironwork
- asking a baker to bake you some baked goods
- asking a writer to write you some writing

And thus derived:
- asking a wheelwright to wright you a wheel
- asking a shipwright to wright you a ship
- asking a playwright to wright you a play

Leading, in wobbly fashion, to:
- asking a student (an 'essaywright') to wright you an essay (Possibly as a ditransitive verb?).

I already realised it would be a tad contrived, and likely archaic. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wright seems to support you, so I accept this is yet another pattern-defying example of the English language.

It could have been a top-notch pun if they had been reading literature, though :)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 13:17, closed)