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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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It was fine thanks.
We all sat around in a Finsbury Park pub looking like creepy child-catcher nonces in 'sk8' wear, with pathetic balloons tied round our heads, wanking over ropey 'alternative' birds in C3P0 outfits.

Oh no, sorry - I'm getting 'me' mixed up with 'you' here. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:43, 1 reply)
I love the way you keep saying "Finsbury Park" as if I live there
I did, however, move away from the utter shithole that is Bethnal Green as soon as I could afford to.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:54, closed)
I love the way that is is the only part of my post which you have accuracy issues with.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, closed)
No, I get it, I really do
After all, if desperate crackwhores are your type, why would you move anywhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:07, closed)
POW!!!!!!!!!
Another devastating putdown from ZING THE MERCILESS!!!!!!

You're just....too.....good...............
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:30, closed)
It's like shooting a mouth-breathing, Sun-reading, deadbeat, loser fish in a barrel
repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:54, closed)
BOOM!!!!! Look out everyone!!!!
The LORD OF THE ZINGS is here!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:11, closed)
A retarded, moustachioed, noncey fish that posts "ZING" when he can't think of a retort

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:36, closed)
RAAAARRRRGHHH
Watch out, Manhattan, ZING KONG is here!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:22, closed)
"Mont"hattan, more like!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:17, closed)

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