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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

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Posh people and students, especially posh students
using "whacky" words for being drunk.

I once knew a very beautiful, very posh girl who I absolutely refused to have sex despite her begging, because she'd described herself as having got "completely hatracked" the previous night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, 11 replies)
Haven't you heard of
"Angry sex"?
(McChinaman banned, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:08, closed)

angry
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:16, closed)
Haha, "hatracked"!
I'll remember that one next time I get jizzlewaggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:20, closed)
You do know that 'hatracked' is the posh word for 'spit-roasted'?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:42, closed)
Gotta love wearing the old
"double-pluggers".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:59, closed)
I'll remember that next time I'm on my beeriod

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:17, closed)
A girl begging to have sex with you?
Was she a supermodel and you left in your Honda Accord?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:08, closed)
She was a model, yes, but no I don't drive.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:57, closed)

Have you considered investing in a pushbike?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:27, closed)
That's a fantastic idea!
Have you one for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:40, closed)

Unfortunately, I need mine for the games of 'pavement bowling' and 'jump the red' I play as I'm giving my kid a coggie to the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:10, closed)

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