Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Bomfunk the chipmunkThere was a timid chap who worked at the desk next who I decided in a fit of passive/aggressive workplace bullying to nickname Bomfunk as he looked like a weird white tracksuitted guy in the Bomfunk Freestyler video.
He would eat his sandwiches by first opening his desk drawer, carefully removing his sandwich box, delicately opening it and gently lifting out a triangle-cut sandwich. He would then nibble on the edge of the sandwich like a chipmunk before reversing the whole process. Moments later he would then start the whole drawer,box,nibble process over and over until all his sandwiches were gone.
Oh, and the way he ate Beef McCoys every day also pissed me off.
Closest I've ever been to stabbing someone up with a pencil.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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