Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Facebook is full to the gizzards with haggish scrubbers ruining a perfectly good group photo by leaning forward, flicking ‘peace’ signs and morphing into fucking slaggish looking, sour-faced pseudo-model-wannabes with what looks like bulging piss flaps under their noses. Fucking hell. Stop it. I beg you.
You girls are wonderful creatures. A lot of you are very attractive and have beautiful smiles. Why does the sniff of a lens make some of you feel the need to launch into resembling some half-witted emo lovechild of Posh Spice and Daffy Duck?
What’s wrong with just saying ’cheese’ instead?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 1:59,
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^^Ha ha!^^...Well of course that's what I wanted to say...but I'm a sensitive, caring-sharing modern guy and so by convention am not allowed to say what I really think!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:34,
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