Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Here endeth the lesson...This happened in the days of prohibition and ‘The Untouchables’ (featuring the supposed ‘Irish’ one who spoke with a distinct Scottish accent but still won an Oscar). Anyhoo, they were discussing ways that they could improve efficiency. One guy had a proposal and to demonstrate it he drew a very tedious, drab diagram featuring circles that crossed over each other. Elliot, the leader, was not impressed.
Unpeturbed, the guy drew yet another, even more dull and boring diagram with even bigger circles.
“Fuck this” said Elliot “I’ve had enough. I'm giving up this lark and getting ratarsed.”
And that is how ‘Dree Venn two marred Ness’. Is it Thursday yet?
*dies inside*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:24,
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fucking
HELL
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