I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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Shortly before ChristmasI became so inebriated at a party that I managed to get hit by a taxi on the way home. I twatted my face on the tarmac and blood issued forth rather juicily. At the hospital (approx. 3 in the morning) I awoke to find my housemate curled up in the chair next to my bed. Before waking her, I wandered the (deserted) corridors, and returned with a bounty of several pairs of latex gloves and some fairy light bulbs.
We then left, but not before I left a deposit for the goods. When I say 'deposit', I obviously mean 'pile of sick in corridor'.
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:42,
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