Facking Tenerife!!!
Whilst attending a stag do in Tenerife I managed to lose the "stag" gang...which resulted in me being stranded and absolutely smashed on lager, lager, lager!! (Must also point out here that I was also still getting over the previous nights xtc munching session....urghhh nasty!)Anyway, I ended up chatting to this rather sexy (Beer goggles as standard)lady who ushered me into a nearby hotel. Obviously I thought I was game on...but no - She gave me copious amounts of sangria and at some point I foolishly signed my life away on same naff crime share apartment - So now I have two weeks every facking year in Playa das Crapos in Decemeber...yes, December!!!! The worst part of it was that I was unaware that I had done this until I returned home and saw bank payment for the £1500 deposit which was then followed by post informing me of my luxury apartment...ahem! Anyway... I've learnt my lesson but still painfully reminded every year of my foolish drunken spend whilst sat at the pool with a bunch of whinging pensioners. Oh well, only another 2 more years to go before I can get out of the contract!! "Crimeshare Tossers!"

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(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:17, Reply)