I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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not so much bought....18th Birthday a couple of days back; got more than suitably lubricated before supposedly staggering back in a haze to my mates house.
Woke up in cold sweat, still gassed, and declared my hair as an excessive nuisance whilst negotiating a bowl of coco pops. Cue cutting off every last fibre from my scalp with kitchen scissors, and then running over the whole thing with a mach 3 for good measure. In my inebriated state I thought it almost stylish, but realising it had traversed the realms of "scary cool" baldness, and into the "oh christ theres something wrong with him" baldness, me and my hat have been rendered somewhat symbiotic, it's only adjournment from its ceaseless clasp of my head being when i take rather belated trips to the shower. Incidentally, during the whole charade I had the theme from animal hospital running through my head, which slightly worries me.
Still, a week of looking like a nutcase and then I'll be good as new.... I think
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:14, Reply)
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