I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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When I moved into my first homeI had no furniture and a bad habit of drinking all my spending money. One afternoon, sitting on the floor, we decided that we should fill the house with inflatable furniture - couches, armchairs, coffee table, the works. They lasted three weeks until one night when we played jumping castle (also while drunk).
A week later (also drunk) we bought a whole heap of wood from the hardware store and decided to build our own furniture (while drunk). After a few near misses with the circular saw we had a new couch (with extra foam rubber goodness), TV stand and coffee table. My flatmate then vomited all over the couch, so we left it on the street corner. It disappeared within the hour - we like to think that there is a very comfortable tramp with a nice living room set up in his alley somewhere...
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43,
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