I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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I bought a randommonkey fuck horse tissue wank cunt mother fucker tit tash refridgerator pond chuff-spluff bum announcing coil fart.
And then my mum wanked an otter.
Also, it wasn't me but ice cream vans rained down their firey delusions upon the children of the nightly disguise.
Randomly.
Wooo I drink yeah love me wooo.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22,
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