I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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My idiot housemate...
...wandered off to the chinese takeaway one night while pissed (three pints! at least!) and stoned.
Unfortunately for him there is a petshop on the same road. You can tell this story won't end well, can't you?
The fool returned later with a tropical fish tank. He filled it with various tropical fish. The bigger fish ate the smaller fish. Then the bigger fish died.
Then again, considering I've caught him pouring both kitchen salt and boiling water into the top of the tank, I'm just surprised that a few hardy specimens have survived.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:32, Reply)
...wandered off to the chinese takeaway one night while pissed (three pints! at least!) and stoned.
Unfortunately for him there is a petshop on the same road. You can tell this story won't end well, can't you?
The fool returned later with a tropical fish tank. He filled it with various tropical fish. The bigger fish ate the smaller fish. Then the bigger fish died.
Then again, considering I've caught him pouring both kitchen salt and boiling water into the top of the tank, I'm just surprised that a few hardy specimens have survived.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:32, Reply)
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