I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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Bedlam
After a fairly spectacular drunken binge the night before I emerged into Glasgow at the drunk/hungover nexus, smelling quite bad as I had the misfortune to throw up over my clothes which had been washed twice in an unsuccesful attempt to remove the smell. So, damp and odorous I walk through town to the bus station I am asked by one of the many people on the street with clipboards if I had ever gone paintballing before.
He didn't really need to be very persuasive to get the £50 off me. Whilst also lying through his teeth by saying that I wouldn't need to make anymore payments after that. Never went in the end, still have the tickets if anyone wants them.
Oh and once I got home and went on ebay and thought it'd be a good idea to buy a 7" vinyl copy of 'I am the one and only'.
When you are drunk, stick to theft.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:01, Reply)
After a fairly spectacular drunken binge the night before I emerged into Glasgow at the drunk/hungover nexus, smelling quite bad as I had the misfortune to throw up over my clothes which had been washed twice in an unsuccesful attempt to remove the smell. So, damp and odorous I walk through town to the bus station I am asked by one of the many people on the street with clipboards if I had ever gone paintballing before.
He didn't really need to be very persuasive to get the £50 off me. Whilst also lying through his teeth by saying that I wouldn't need to make anymore payments after that. Never went in the end, still have the tickets if anyone wants them.
Oh and once I got home and went on ebay and thought it'd be a good idea to buy a 7" vinyl copy of 'I am the one and only'.
When you are drunk, stick to theft.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:01, Reply)
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