I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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I edited a student newspaper last year,and we ran a story about a second year kid who bought a laptop off two wideboys in a pub. They showed him the laptop, let him check it worked - very nice too, blatantly nicked but an absolute steal at £400 - then drove him to the bank, gave him the goods in exhange for the cash, and drove off.
When the kid opened the bag to gaze lovingly at his new purchase, he couldn't help noticing there'd been a bit of a crafty switcheroo. The 'goods' had somehow become two bottles of lemonade Sellotaped together.
Cresta lemonade.
That's two hundred pounds a bottle.
RRP 39p.
Understandably, he wasn't best pleased...but the best part was when he got home, and discovered the wideboys had actually drunk the lemonade and just re-filled the bottles with water.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23,
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