I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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Master of my own downfall
the most amusing part of accidental rubber-vendage is when your boyfriend puts one of those ridiculous inventions on and then 5 minutes later, when writhing around in immense pain, remembers he is allergic to benzocaine (the anaesthetic they use in those performa condoms). hahaha the fool.
anyhoo, a bit less off topic, i usually go to the asda near college and buy a lot of ham. and just sit and eat it, on its own, with my mate. we are both completely sober at this point. once we took both deli ham and beef slices on a 4 hour train journey... we were so popular.
( , Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:56, Reply)
the most amusing part of accidental rubber-vendage is when your boyfriend puts one of those ridiculous inventions on and then 5 minutes later, when writhing around in immense pain, remembers he is allergic to benzocaine (the anaesthetic they use in those performa condoms). hahaha the fool.
anyhoo, a bit less off topic, i usually go to the asda near college and buy a lot of ham. and just sit and eat it, on its own, with my mate. we are both completely sober at this point. once we took both deli ham and beef slices on a 4 hour train journey... we were so popular.
( , Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:56, Reply)
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