I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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Is this even legal?I was on a gap year in Australia, and decided to pop down to King's Cross, infamous for it's sleazy strip bars and, ahem, 'ladies of the night'. I'd been drinking schooners of Oz-beer Toohey's New all day and wrapped up with several tequila's at a local backpackers haunt called The Scubar. Needless to say by the time I'd gotten to King's Cross I was absolutely smashed.
When I woke up the next morning I found myself naked, in a puddle of my own vomit, in a hostel that certainly wasn't my own. My wallet, phone, and my watch were all gone. My friends related to me that I'd acquired the services of a prostitute to 'make sure I get to sleep all right' before dissapearing into the night with her. Clearly by passing out I'd negated the need for her to help me sleep, and after I'd passed out she'd nicked the lot. So, in my drunken stupor, I had purchased a thieving whore, and I hadn't even intended to shag her.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 16:26, Reply)
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