I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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me mate did this
We both got to the end of a good drinking night, and me and Johnny stumble into a kebab shop. Only prob being that I am skint (as in I wasn't spending my taxi fare....again). Johnny, being the mate that he is, decides to chuck us a quid for chips, while he buys himself the full king-size-maximum-sauce-salad-mixed-kebab on offer (cost him a tenner, you should get a certificate with the fecker). We sit down at a small table, both a bit smashed, and I go to eat a chip. Johnny looks at my chips, then at his kebab, then back at me chips again, then says "They look great, do you want to swop?"....errr...ok then. Made no sense to me the day after as well, drunken Johnny logic.
I managed to eat half of the kebab before I threw it over the side of me local Social Club, bless.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2005, 17:02, Reply)
We both got to the end of a good drinking night, and me and Johnny stumble into a kebab shop. Only prob being that I am skint (as in I wasn't spending my taxi fare....again). Johnny, being the mate that he is, decides to chuck us a quid for chips, while he buys himself the full king-size-maximum-sauce-salad-mixed-kebab on offer (cost him a tenner, you should get a certificate with the fecker). We sit down at a small table, both a bit smashed, and I go to eat a chip. Johnny looks at my chips, then at his kebab, then back at me chips again, then says "They look great, do you want to swop?"....errr...ok then. Made no sense to me the day after as well, drunken Johnny logic.
I managed to eat half of the kebab before I threw it over the side of me local Social Club, bless.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2005, 17:02, Reply)
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