I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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So I popped into the local corner shopspecifically to buy the following:
some biscuits
string
Now why on earth would I purchase such random items, I hear you ask? Indeed the chap on the till thought it mighty odd too. Well, earlier in the day I had bought a bonzai tree......stay with me here......so when you tie the biscuits to the tree you get:
a BISCUIT TREE
The sad thing is I wasn`t even pissed, but it was the best birthday present my housemate ever got.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 2:12, Reply)
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