My rentals are a touch on the staid side, but
this one time, my siblings, some friends and I once managed to get them to play beer pong. That was hilarious. They were a bit dull at first, but after a few rounds of everyone picking on them they were both drunk and competitive to the point of being obsessional. What little accuracy they possessed (before the many cups of vodka and tonic (don't ask)) became the last bit of pride they had, as they stumbled, knocked over the cups and fell on the floor in their efforts to fight back against their progeny and accomplices. My mum "won" the game, though (after my dad fell on the table and broke it). And that was the end of that! I do feel like a bit of a todger for my part in getting them TUBBAR but it was a sweet revenge for all those times they tucked me into bed when I was small. Needless to say, this is an incident that is not brought up at our house.
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)