My mum
I often stay at my mum's house if I go out in the town where I grew up, just to save money on a taxi etc.

Just before Christmas, I invited a couple of friends back for a few drinks once the pub had closed. Unbeknown to me, my mother had also been out, and was already upstairs in bed, trying to sleep off her drunken state.

About 15 minutes of sitting in the kitchen, laughing and drinking with my mates, the kitchen door burst open. In staggered my bleary eyed mum, who then proceeded to walk over to the fridge, take out an egg, amble over to me, and smash it open on the top of my head, before pointing her finger at me and saying 'Keep the fucking noise down'.

Mental.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:53, 4 replies)

Your Ma
legend.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:39, closed)

I will use that this weekend
thank your mum for me will you.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:48, closed)

mental, but in a good way

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:17, closed)

I look forward
to the opportunity to pull this on my own children!

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, closed)