Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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In my dad's day there weren't any breathalyzersor MOT's for that matter
They just used to drive around in deathtraps after eight pints down the pub. My dad told me about a sports car he had which didn't have a nut on the steering wheel - it kept coming off in his hands round tight bends on country roads. I think the car's still where he left it in some farmers field after he got a lift home from a passing bobby.
Still that wasn't as bad as my granddad's generation though. They used to fly around europe pissed out of their tiny minds with machine guns in their wings. Don't believe all that guff about the battle of britain. We won because we had stronger port and more alkies in the sky.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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