Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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2 hours......arguing whether or not heroin was a good thing. An argument between a 17 year old boy (not me, I must stress) and my 50 year old dad, both of whom would probably shit themselves if someone offered them hard drugs.
An argument that only ended because the older, wiser half of this undoubtedly enlightened debate attempted to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to rub up against the heating element inside the grill instead of the tray, seriously burning the wrist-wards part of his hand.
Apparently it didn't hurt, but the bacon-like smell of burning flesh was intoxicating.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:37, 1 reply)
I... what?Which of you thought it was a GOOD thing?
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 3:05, closed)
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