Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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The day I met the mother-in-lawWe had traveled for several hours by car to get her house.
Upon our arrival she proceeded to get hideously drunk, leading incomprehensible shouty babble and 'singing' on the karaoke machine (it was switched off, mind).
Then she pissed herself, 'marking her territory' over several pieces of furniture; and tried to come on to me big style (which included trying to sit on my lap in her drenched knickers), before being dragged off upstairs to bed by her husband.
We'd been there 45 minutes.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:35, 3 replies)
ClassicMy ex-girlfriends mother got pissed and chased me around Anne summers with a giant dildo she claimed to own at home the first time we met. Again, only about 45 minutes after we had been introduced
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Glovington, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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That's how your missis will end upso get out, save yourself.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:36, closed)
Was her mum fit?And are you into Watersports? If so, win!
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Evil Bastardo, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:25,
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