Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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We were in a flat, where the toilet couldn't be accessed from the bedroom without going through the lounge.My brother was staying with us at the time, in the lounge. I woke (or thereabouts) in the middle of the night, and decided that it would be rude to wake my brother. So I made my way over to the window, with the intent of opening it, and pissing out of it. (It was a ground floor flat, with a front garden, so it wouldn't have hurt anyone).
It seemed a logical thought process at the time. My wife, though, woke me properly, and said that the toilet was in the other direction. I suspect I was sleepwalking, as I remember trying to open the window much like you'd remember a dream. I can totally see why people might piss in wardrobes, washing baskets, buckets, glasses, outstretched hands, tubas...
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