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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

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Your grandad
is Sean Connery?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:22, 3 replies)
Are you stalking me?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:24, closed)
In the hope of some day seeing your boobies,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:02, closed)
No, he ishn't.
I've never heard sush vile calumniesh.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, closed)
Also, and unrelated,
If they ever remake Scream, they should have Sean Connery as the murderer.
"Hello Shidney. Do you like shcary moviesh?"
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:46, closed)

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