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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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I put it to you that a screaming majority of the posts have had no relation to the question.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:06, 1 reply)
The case for the prosecution
has no further statements to make at this juncture.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:09, closed)
His girlfriend is a stripper m'lud.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:32, closed)
thankfully not.
But at least I can manage to get one.
(Kip, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57, closed)
WHAT?
Dad!! You can't announce that you're cheating on mummy on a public messageboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:10, closed)
Taking her for a ride in the Honda Accord, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:11, closed)
Oh god no.
I was begat in that Honda.

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How could you do this to me, dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:15, closed)
You should come for a ride in mine.
It's filled with puppies, rainbows and Mars bars.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:18, closed)
Oh boy!
I'll just get my satchel and duffel coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:34, closed)

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