Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Awwww ... "son" ... you're just lovely, you are.I'd love to be your son. I don't think it'd be all that convincing what with me being older than you ... but hey ... if you want to push me on the swings and buy me ice cream then I'm game.
I'd rather you didn't wear those spaz specs like in your profile though. I do have a tiny shred of dignity left to protect. And they make you look a bit paedo so the other parents might get a bit twitchy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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He stole from Princess Di's funeral, you know.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:24,
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You're all HORRID!Leave
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:13,
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